tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post113866782890305582..comments2024-03-13T07:32:56.761-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: Ladies, the fake line forms to the left.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1140022529325150422006-02-15T11:55:00.000-05:002006-02-15T11:55:00.000-05:00Linked to this today. Hey Birmingham, why am I no...Linked to this today. Hey Birmingham, why am I not on yer blogroll, huh?Fran / Blue Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18293627981248346055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1139211072886922902006-02-06T02:31:00.000-05:002006-02-06T02:31:00.000-05:00Another pro (which could also be a con) for Angeli...Another pro (which could also be a con) for Angelina: most straight chicks would go lesbian for her. And, last I checked, straight guys like hot lesbian sex.<BR/><BR/>I think you've got a winner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1138978947652686202006-02-03T10:02:00.000-05:002006-02-03T10:02:00.000-05:00Zeta-Jones is Welsh. Which means she'll probably ...Zeta-Jones is Welsh. Which means she'll probably die an alcoholic. <BR/><BR/>My vote is for Angie, too.Fran / Blue Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18293627981248346055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1138978918314599162006-02-03T10:01:00.000-05:002006-02-03T10:01:00.000-05:00Good Lord, that French lady is beautiful. Her nose...Good Lord, that French lady is beautiful. Her nose is so sharp, too.<BR/><BR/>But, to me, your heart belongs to Elisha Cuthbert, so my loyalty lies with her. I mean, "The Girl Next Door" was, sure, a "Risky Business" ripoff, but the girl was amazing.<BR/><BR/>And I think Angelina would scare you with knives or something, should she ever get the opportunity.Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13532926037337550074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1138970835928177012006-02-03T07:47:00.000-05:002006-02-03T07:47:00.000-05:00I really have to go with Melissa Theuriau, despite...I really have to go with Melissa Theuriau, despite the NSA's evesdropping on your surely stilted, but nonetheless-steamy transatlantic phone sex.<BR/>I mean, really, doesn't a fantasy girlfriend require some great fabricated storyline about why she can't be nearby? It's like the dorky middle-schooler's girlfriend who only seems to appear when he goes on vacation. And...look at her!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1138802799796232122006-02-01T09:06:00.000-05:002006-02-01T09:06:00.000-05:00While I second the write-in vote of Catherine Zeta...While I second the write-in vote of Catherine Zeta-Jones (add the accent to the pros list), Angelina is the only truly correct choice. Except - she's mine!duffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535425197012689186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1138718792846398842006-01-31T09:46:00.000-05:002006-01-31T09:46:00.000-05:00That French lady is smoking.... my word. I didn't ...That French lady is smoking.... my word. I didn't think anyone could take my vote away from CuthBEST, but hot damn....Black Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01937965900330633842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1138679800397316132006-01-30T22:56:00.000-05:002006-01-30T22:56:00.000-05:00Since you've shown prior interests in the likes of...Since you've shown prior interests in the likes of Mary Landrieu, why deny your MILF predilections? Go the Ashton Kutcher route and accept my nominee: Catherine Zeta-Jones.<BR/><BR/>Pros:<BR/>1. She is beautiful beyond belief.<BR/>2. I think she's Catholic.<BR/>3. She's only 37, so she's biologically capable of whelping your degenerate spawn.<BR/>4. You probably get a good deal on T-Mobile cellphone service.<BR/>5. She'd love to bond with your sister at fashion shows and they can both call it work.<BR/><BR/>Cons:<BR/>1. She is married, but she'll get tired of Mike soon or he'll kick the bucket soon. He hasn't looked so good lately.<BR/>2. The whole British thing you mentioned.<BR/>3. She could be dumb as a stone for all I know. All of my imaginary conversations with her end with "Hey Asshole! Eyes up here."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com