tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post112246648909159212..comments2024-03-26T09:25:02.198-04:00Comments on Hey Jenny Slater.: But when barf is outlawed, only outlaws will have barf.Astronaut Mike Dexterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01498197770701096363noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1123019436982201692005-08-02T17:50:00.000-04:002005-08-02T17:50:00.000-04:00Drunken vomit:A year and a half a go, drinking Jac...Drunken vomit:<BR/>A year and a half a go, drinking Jack and Coke while waiting for friends, who are a couple, to stop arguing so we could go to the movies. They never stopped, I got drunk, and throw up in our apartment complex parking lot. Udon noodles that hung half way in and half way out of my mouth swung to and fro as I yelled the phrase "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!" to my other friends Jessica.<BR/><BR/>Not so drunken vomit:<BR/>I was in a scavenger hunt last week of which vomit was one of the many things to have in your collection of assorted crap in order to win. I gouged my finger in my mouth about 6 times before something came up. When it did, it was a table spoon's worth, which only prompted me to try for more for fear of being accused by the judges for not having enough. So I went a 7th time and found myself with enough vomit to fill up those little fruit cocktail cans. At that point, I was satisified with my results. Unfortunately after all that, we only got 4th place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1122518342297991132005-07-27T22:39:00.000-04:002005-07-27T22:39:00.000-04:00I don't know if barfing on people is the grossest ...I don't know if barfing on people is the grossest thing the body can do but it is pretty gross. I like the site. I liked the old site georgemustgo too. Keep writing amusing entries ok? Lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11250715.post-1122491597804189672005-07-27T15:13:00.000-04:002005-07-27T15:13:00.000-04:00As a teacher, I can say I would have no problem be...As a teacher, I can say I would have no problem beheading this student with the dull end of a protractor. Which is why I probably won't be a teacher for very long.Josh M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04054764121030646400noreply@blogger.com